The République Française of Birmanie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlotte-Amalie du Mainois with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.257 billion birmans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta-La-Grande. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient birman economy, worth a remarkable 3,474 trillion Rouble blancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 213,699 Rouble blancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the parliament doubled in size recently, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birmanie's national animal is the tigre de l'Amour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianisme catholique.

Birmanie is ranked 289,343^rd in the world and 11^th in CISB Reforged for Most Primitive, scoring -601.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.