The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.315 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,092 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,241 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Vegetarianism is compulsory, public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, the Finance Ministry has gone into meltdown upon hearing the price to avoid nuclear disaster, and proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 6,646^th in the world and 1^st in BFB Teams for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 49,087.44 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.