The Dominion of Banieltopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gaaary The Magnificent with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.264 billion Banieltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bantropolis. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Banieltopian economy, worth 340 trillion Bonsas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,263 Bonsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Bantropolis to enjoy their national art, Gaaary The Magnificent steals from the rich and gives to the needy, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banieltopia's national animal is the Noble Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bonsism.

Banieltopia is ranked 246,662^nd in the world and 4,439^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.