The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.022 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,369 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, supervisors in Yellunstryer commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and a flying elephant and Max Alfred share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 127,857^th in the world and 2,290^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 876.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.