The Federation of Beblahbleblo is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.763 billion Beblahblebloans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Beblahblebloan economy, worth 533 trillion Dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 78,929 Dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Beblahbleblo' is a smash hit, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beblahbleblo's national animal is the Vaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beblahbleblo is ranked 265,968^th in the world and 4,829^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.