The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 30.88 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 4,989 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,587 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, maximum security Blobularian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 5,576^th in the world and 23^rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Developed, scoring 94 on the Human Development Index.