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Rudest Citizens: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 982nd
The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
I wish I had a pair 'o bongos!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Bongo Fury

Population4.614 billion

CapitalUtility Muffin Research Kitchen
LeaderSam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top

Currencymuffin
Animalwooden dog

The Fore-Shortened Corn Flakes of Bongo Fury is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with the Showing Scalp Flat Top with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.614 billion Bongo Furyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bongo Furyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion muffins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 239,211 muffins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,616 per year while the poor average 31,868, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bongo Fury's national animal is the wooden dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bongo Fury is ranked 191,993rd in the world and 452nd in NationStates for Most Average, scoring 12.82 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 148thLargest Retail Industry: 707thMost Rebellious Youth: 982ndHighest Drug Use: 1,319thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,504thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,959thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,567thMost Efficient Economies: 2,595thSmartest Citizens: 2,876thMost Cultured: 3,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,251stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,807thHighest Average Incomes: 3,826thMost Influential: 3,897thFattest Citizens: 4,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,356thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,489thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,165thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,506thMost Inclusive: 7,003rdMost Secular: 7,987thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,212thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,543rdLargest Governments: 8,713thNudest: 8,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,522ndMost Armed: 9,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,956thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,384thMost Politically Free: 11,688thMost Extreme: 14,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,266thHighest Economic Output: 15,269thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,576thMost Pro-Market: 18,147thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,849th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bongo Fury was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Bongo Fury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Bongo Fury voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bongo Fury, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.

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