The Endless Excitement of Bongo the Adorable is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bongo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 28.006 billion Humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bongolola. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Bongo the Adorablean economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion treats a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,682 treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Bongo off a murder charge, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo the Adorable's national animal is the havanese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catch.

Bongo the Adorable is ranked 284,566^th in the world and 11^th in Out Of Left Field for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 kickbacks per hour.