by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,779th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Great is Imperial Service
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Bown Osmand IV

Population9.828 billion

CapitalTechnetia

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWhale

The Federation of Bown Osmand IV is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.828 billion Pacifican Soldiers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technetia. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The Pacifican economy, worth 539 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,844 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bown Osmand IV's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bown Osmand IV is ranked 150,044th in the world and 1st in Final Judgement for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,779th

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