The Principality of Bozoaria is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.359 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,719 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 280,932 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation proudly hosts OstraCon to decide who gets free vacations to the Brancaland tundra, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and the nation's spies are always on break time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 116,382^nd in the world and 4,573^rd in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,618.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.