The State of Brandy One Eye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 43.683 billion Brandy One Eyeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse Brandy One Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,780 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,858 per year while the poor average 14,442, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, Brandy One Eye has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Brandy One Eye in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brandy One Eye's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brandy One Eye is ranked 267,411^th in the world and 1^st in Brandy One Eye for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.