The Nomadic Peoples of Brassicarium is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 579 million Brassicae are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mycelium. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Brassica economy, worth 22.5 trillion leeks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,819 leeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, they say that Brassicae made a dessert and called it peace, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brassicarium's national animal is the grasshopper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brassicarium is ranked 68,262^nd in the world and 34^th in Fallen Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 61.41 Effective Tax Rate.