The Celestial Empire of Breen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Daoguang Emperor with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.514 billion Breen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yin. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Breen economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,826 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, The Daoguang Emperor has killer fashion sense, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breen's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shendao.

Breen is ranked 1,623^rd in the world and 1^st in CISB Reforged for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.67 law-abiding acts per hour.