The Heavy Heavy Monster Sound of Brent Central is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Toots and the Maytals with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.886 billion Gooners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harlesden. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooner economy, worth 726 trillion Skas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 105,543 Skas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Merchant ships always travel line astern in Gooner waters, all the world's a stage for Gooner political theatrics, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brent Central's national animal is the Madra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ska.

Brent Central is ranked 181,496^th in the world and 1^st in Conservative England for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,724.82 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.