The Stain On The Family Name of Bronchial Forest is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kris Dreemur with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 1.205 billion Colonists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Base 12. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Colonial economy, worth 81.7 trillion Crown Mints a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,760 Crown Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bronchial Forest's national animal is the Abyssal Copepod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientology.

Bronchial Forest is ranked 72,289^th in the world and 398^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,615.25 Standard Monetary Units.