The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.172 billion Primoryaniki are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primoryan economy, worth 783 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,278 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primorye Oblast's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Primorye Oblast is ranked 229,941^st in the world and 606^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -280.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.