The Republic of BullSanity is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.351 billion Kerg But Not Badians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The all-consuming BullSanityian economy, worth 913 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,718 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, gun ownership is compulsory, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. BullSanity's national animal is the flying fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

BullSanity is ranked 244,438^th in the world and 4,558^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.6 law-abiding acts per hour.