
| Population | 17.563 billion |
| Capital | Bowen |
| Leader | Darret Brown |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Dollar |
| Animal | Stork |
The Republic of Buness is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Darret Brown with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.563 billion Bunessians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Bunessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,890 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,650 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buness's national animal is the Stork and its national religion is Christianity.
Buness is ranked 51,687th in the world and 2nd in The Empire for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,828.41 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Buness, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
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Buness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Buness, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in
Buness, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in
Buness, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Following new legislation in
Buness, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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Buness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Buness, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
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Buness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Buness was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.


















