The Colony of Capitalist mania is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 849 million Capitalist manians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Public Transport, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delisha as a Colony of AnimeshDelisha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The powerhouse Capitalist manian economy, worth 80.6 trillion Delanis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 94,910 Delanis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 549,263 per year while the poor average 7,806, a ratio of 70.4 to 1.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Capitalist mania's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Capitalist mania is ranked 255,642^nd in the world and 103^rd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Populations, with 849 million capita.