The Classic Ford of Capri is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.376 billion Caprians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Caprian economy, worth a remarkable 2,648 trillion Golds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,686 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capri's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capri is ranked 72,590^th in the world and 1^st in The Democratic Republic for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,406.51 Standard Monetary Units.