Population | 22.252 billion |
Capital | Black Pig |
Leader | Captain Horatio Pugwash |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Dolloping Doubloon |
Animal | Scuttling Cuttlefish |
The Colony of Captain Pugwash is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Horatio Pugwash with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 22.252 billion Pugwashers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Pig. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pugwashian economy, worth a remarkable 2,854 trillion Dolloping Doubloons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,278 Dolloping Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, Captain Horatio Pugwash's reputation is hard as nails, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, and a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)". Crime is totally unknown. Captain Pugwash's national animal is the Scuttling Cuttlefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Captain Pugwash is ranked 98,290th in the world and 21st in Hippy Haven for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,388.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Captain Pugwash was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Captain Pugwash was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Most Developed, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
- : Captain Pugwash was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, Captain Horatio Pugwash's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in Captain Pugwash, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.