The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Servant of Orderia with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.47 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Castle Federationian economy, worth 797 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 63,942 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, a soldier's body is a temple, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and missionaries learn the hard way that their piercing spiritual insights are no match for arrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 23,637^th in the world and 1,139^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 78.56 on the Human Development Index.