The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wonderess Bueche with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.969 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Castle Federationian economy, worth 602 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 60,431 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Castle Federation' is a smash hit, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 70,571^st in the world and 4,289^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.34 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.