The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Servant of Orderia with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.108 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Castle Federationian economy, worth 937 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,419 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 3,500^th in the world and 10^th in Catholic for Best Weather, with 360 Meters Of Sunlight.