The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Servant of Orderia with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.457 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Castle Federationian economy, worth 707 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 61,777 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Castle Federation, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 150,936^th in the world and 8,060^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,490.59 Standard Monetary Units.