The Nomadic Peoples of Cave man is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning mammoth population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.412 billion Cavemen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong Caveman's economy, worth 164 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 48,300 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,141 per year while the poor average 11,614, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, there's a mortuary next to every Caveman's restaurant, and Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cave man's national animal is the mammoth.

Cave man is ranked 179,859^th in the world and 1^st in 10000 BC for Largest Black Market, with 693 billion Standard Monetary Units.