The Grand Duchy of Cecckoskavia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 552 million Cecckoskavians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Cecckoskavian economy, worth 28.3 trillion euros a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,234 euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. Cecckoskavia's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cecckoskavia is ranked 33,912^th in the world and 3^rd in Graveyard for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,937.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.