The MTF of Celiane is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 5.385 billion Celianeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celianean economy, worth 560 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,085 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People talk about things being better when men were men, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Celiane's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Celiane is ranked 259,914^th in the world and 3^rd in Celiane for Safest, scoring 24.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.