The Federal Union of Chazicaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Cole with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.69 billion Arcadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chazicarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,381 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 338,280 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,282 per year while the poor average 79,100, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Chazicarian language, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and babies are increasingly seen as a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Chazicaria's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chazicaria is ranked 2,116^th in the world and 81^st in Osiris for Safest, scoring 147.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.