The Defence of Chibi Vulcan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.005 billion Chibi Vulcanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minos. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chibi Vulcanian economy, worth 76.4 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,123 ★★★★★s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, laid-off party bureaucrats accuse the government of selling out, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chibi Vulcan's national animal is the Forte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chibi Vulcan is ranked 232,941^st in the world and 25^th in Minos for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,514.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.