The Republic of Chirwon is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 10.158 billion Chirwonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Chirwonian economy, worth 267 trillion Northern Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,318 Northern Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chirwon's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chirwon is ranked 218,467^th in the world and 14^th in Alvion for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 794.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.