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Governor: The Disputed Territories of Alvtir

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Principality of Valastiria

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 933rd
World Factbook Entry

~☼~ Welcome to Alvion ~☼~


| Overview | Official Bestiary | LinkMap |


~January 1273~
The Church of the Sanguine has established their new academy in the city of Varuna to investigate a corrupted blood incident across the different realms of Alvion. Any citizens of all realms are urged to report any strange happenings to local authorities.



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    Eldritch Horrors

    AccountScience by Alvtir . 9 reads.

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    Fire and Blood - exempt

    BulletinNews by Valastiria . 25 reads.

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    Bestiary - Dopplers

    AccountScience by Alvtir . 21 reads.

Embassies: The Embassy, Gypsy Lands, Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, and Dispatchia.

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Magical, Map, Medium, Multi-Species, Past Tech, Role Player, Serious, and Steampunk.

Alvion contains 21 nations, the 933rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Alvion

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Alvion is ranked 13,346th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Principality of ValastiriaMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“The land as one, our eternal home and treasure.”
2.The Empire of YanaiCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“Unity in discipline”
3.The Disputed Territories of AlvtirCapitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State“Here there be monsters”
4.The Kingdom of DodbridiaCorporate Police State Halliburton“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.The Kingdom of AscadorInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“The North, united in peace and prosperity ”
6.The Commonwealth of BrunneshildDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Strength Through Freedom”
7.The Kingdom of TolvaryNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“We Will Endure”
8.The Republic of ChirwonDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
9.The Kingdom of VenmirCivil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives“For country, family and crown”
10.The Kingdom of TalrathiaMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Chosen by the gods, eternally in their debt”
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Alvion Regional Message Board

Representing Konstantino, Congratulations for your featuredness!
By the D. S. P. (Dogao Score Pontuation) Alvion is getting a Potato Included Hot Dog! (Dead, but I kinda like the appearance)

B.H.D. Classifications

D. S. P.

This Region Sucks

It's a TERRIBLE region, like hate groups, fascists, homophobics, etc. Or the region doesn't like hot dogs.

NYC Hot Dog

It's a dead region. Why is it a NYC Hot Dog? Because it's dry, dull and overrated. Or it's a location one.

Potato Included

Kinda dead, 2nd featuredness or it's a pretty new region.

Mayo Included

Big or famous region, I personally like it a bit or is kinda active or 3rd time on feature

Double Sausage

I like the region, active one.

Complete Brazilian Hot Dog

I really like the region, a very active one, a Brazilian or Brazilian locate one.

Special Sauce

It's a special date (e.g. holidays, my birthday, etc.)

Note: don't take those classifications seriously

Special thanks to The Featured Region Express and Bite My Biscuits for the inspiration!

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Emd gt22cu

A train approaches alvion station. As the train stops, someone waits at the door, with a Tourist class ticket. The ticket inspector, Ferrocarriles Argentinos, checks his ticket. Everything is correct. The person boards the train, and it departs.

RANKING

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Kicked out of the train

Must be a region that follows a discriminatory ideology, or a region that banjects FRFers'

Clase Turista (Tourist class)

Dead region (without any posts for the last 28 days)

Primera Clase (First class)

Somewhat active region (without any posts for the last day, but a post within the last 28)

Clase Pullman (Pullman class)

Very active region (post within the last day)

Dormitorio (sleeper)

Region with members that noticed that they were featured

Coche comedor (Dining car)

SPECIAL REGION (GCRs and regions with WA legislation targeted at it)

Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express.
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Ranking: Clase Turista
Reason: dead region.

Congratulations on your featuredness!

Region follower of angry dad

On Behalf of Rhino Hypolan,
Welcome To The Featured Zone!

As Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for Alvion, He Hands a Biscuit Signature To The Region Owner For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.

Your Fame Is: Small Signature (Dead Region)

Inspired by The Featured Region Express' factbook: Region Score Breakdown

Revamped 9/16/25

Rating Name

Info

The Biscuit Dumpster

The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction.

Small Signature

The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic.

Photo Opportunity

The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature."

Trending Figure

The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text.

Biscuit Golden Award

The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too!

BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE

Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated!

Event Signature

The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event.

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Bite My Biscuits!

Cannons roared as the French troops stormed through the breached gates, hooves smashing the cobblestones, tricolor flags whipping in the smoke.

The officer on horseback looked over his men and called out, "Bonjour! Félicitations pour votre article mis en avant." (Congratulations on being featured.)

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Rating: Dead Region

A train pulls into the region's station. It stops for a few minutes, picking up and dropping off passengers.

Heavy steam starts pouring, the lights blink, and train conductor Cornelius Steamworth sticks his head out and yells, "Congratulations on being featured Alvion!"

Lost Luggage: Dead region, bad memories with this region, minimal or no amount of activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.

Windswept: Embassy-active region, Roleplay-active region, or is a puppet storage.

Hidden Gem: Region with at least 200 residents, semi-dead region, small amount of activity, region’s 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Rising Star: Region with at least 500 residents, moderate or average amount of activity, region’s 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

Beacon of Glory: Region with at least 1,000 residents, has a large amount of activity, region’s 4th time being featured or more, or I love this region.

Crown Jewel: Region with 5,000 residents or more, has a gigantic amount of activity, is extremely popular, or I really love this region.

Special Starlight Award: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I have had the best memories with this region, or I would definitely reside here if I wanted to.

[Revamped January 13th, 2026]

Baggage Car: Dead region, little to no activity, is a raider, or it supports hate, fascism, racism, etc.

Railroad Boxcar: Semi-dead region, minimal to small region activity, embassy/roleplay-active region, puppet storage, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like this region.

Passenger Railroad Car: Moderately active region with at least 250 residents, active and/or functional regional government/discord, or I really like this region.

[Upgrade] - Locomotive Car: Featured on a holiday or special occasion, I love this region, or this is the region's 3rd time being featured.

CREDITS: Inspired by Bite My Biscuits and The Featured Region Express

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My rating is hidden gem.

As a train pulls into the Alvion train station, an announcement is made on the train station's PA system.

"Attention Alvion Station passengers. Now arriving on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train."

When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday Alvion!"

Also while entering the station, FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region yesterday Alvion!"

The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.

The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to the next Featured Region.

Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets):

Coach Class: Dead region, region with no activity or little to no activity.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class.

CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.

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[Coach Class] (Dead region, no activity)

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