The Republic of Chocolate Eclair is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.018 billion Chocolate Eclairians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Chocolate Eclairian economy, worth 153 trillion donuts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,622 donuts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,263 per year while the poor average 3,173, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chocolate Eclair's national animal is the donut, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chocolate Eclair is ranked 71,799^th in the world and 1^st in Ocala for Smartest Citizens, with 39.45 quips per hour.