The Free Land of Chong-Kemin National Park is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.054 billion Chong-Kemin National Parkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chong-Kemin National Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion soms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,133 soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Chong-Kemin National Park Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the new Dik-dik Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers. Crime is totally unknown. Chong-Kemin National Park's national animal is the dik-dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chong-Kemin National Park is ranked 3,557^th in the world and 76^th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,246.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.