The Dictatorship of Christmas Bedebao is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 13.917 billion Christmas Bedebaoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Christmas Bedebaoan economy, worth 138 trillion Tron Gifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,955 Tron Gifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christmas Bedebao's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus.

Christmas Bedebao is ranked 106,137^th in the world and 35^th in Christmas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.15 law-abiding acts per hour.