
| Population | 14.458 billion |
| Capital | Acre |
| Leader | Victor Zelka |
| Faith | Violetism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | stuffed bear |
The Rigged Game of Claw Machine is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Victor Zelka with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.458 billion Claw Machineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acre. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Claw Machinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 94,632 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and Victor Zelka affectionately nicknames supporters by number. Crime is totally unknown. Claw Machine's national animal is the stuffed bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.
Claw Machine is ranked 120,420th in the world and 2nd in Top Hat Kingdom for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,007.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Claw Machine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use and Most Extensive Civil Rights.

































