The Colony of Cobra Card Sales is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.561 billion traders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Elite economy, worth 926 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 73,737 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,006 per year while the poor average 15,040, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cobra Card Sales's national animal is the Cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cobra Card Sales is ranked 25,526^th in the world and 5^th in Bytes for Fattest Citizens, with 15.68 Obesity Rate.