The Absolute Monarchy of Comicsansia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fontius Maximus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 28.893 billion Comicsansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fontonia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Comicsansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,543 trillion sequins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 88,014 sequins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings, notable individuals are granted land and titles, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Comicsansia's military, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comicsansia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

Comicsansia is ranked 116,179^th in the world and 45^th in Catholic for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 86.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.