The Alpine Empire of Compakt Repsublic is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Central Legislative Cortez with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.274 billion Alpinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpine economy, worth a remarkable 4,055 trillion Kimaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,490 Kimaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Compakt Repsublic's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Devinism.

Compakt Repsublic is ranked 307,428^th in the world and 22^nd in Blue Ridge for Fattest Citizens, with 1.61 Obesity Rate.