The Free Market Oligopoly of Complete and Utter Capitalism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Lord Regent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.579 billion Complete and Utter Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laissez Fairadise. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Complete and Utter Capitalist economy, worth a remarkable 4,410 trillion Yuroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 237,410 Yuroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,156,513 per year while the poor average 28,085, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Complete and Utter Capitalists make research institutes rich, and The Lord Regent has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Complete and Utter Capitalism's national animal is the Solid Gold Peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Complete and Utter Capitalism is ranked 288,715^th in the world and 24^th in Free Market Federation for Safest, scoring 4.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.