The Purple Island Paradise of Conexia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Markus Kamph with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.045 billion Conexians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conegza. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conexian economy, worth 994 trillion Cuwens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,897 Cuwens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conexia's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conexia is ranked 15,909^th in the world and 550^th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.69 Whatever.