The Imperial Unified Republics of Consigahria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cornelius Key Moshe Aristotelis Davis XX with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 41.179 billion Consigahrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vermillion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Consigahrian economy, worth an astonishing 18,854 trillion ruices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 457,869 ruices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,458,642 per year while the poor average 109,342, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, a flying elephant and Cornelius Key Moshe Aristotelis Davis XX share the same nickname, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cornelius Key Moshe Aristotelis Davis XX is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Consigahria's national animal is the Denali chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Consigahria is ranked 209,359^th in the world and 25^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 154.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.