The Just Monocratic Commonwealth of Consigahria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Key Moshe Gildas Aristotelis Davis XX with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 35.896 billion Consigahrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vermillion City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Consigahrian economy, worth an astonishing 14,468 trillion ruices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 403,075 ruices, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,685,357 per year while the poor average 62,834, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and rumor has it that Key Moshe Gildas Aristotelis Davis XX has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown. Consigahria's national animal is the Denali chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

Consigahria is ranked 138,741^st in the world and 9^th in Consigahrian Imperial Protectorates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.98 law-abiding acts per hour.