The Empire of Corovos is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Alexis Corvynn with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.858 billion Corovosians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvynnport. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corovosian economy, worth 285 trillion cors a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,427 cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corovos's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Corvynnism.

Corovos is ranked 231,177^th in the world and 620^th in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 38.79 Whatever.