The Deus Ex Half-Machine of Cyborg Barmaid is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Rusty Washer with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The cynical, devout population of 6.622 billion Cyborg Barmaids are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Automatic Hydraulic Bar Tap. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyborg Barmaid economy, worth 831 trillion BARMAID coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,506 BARMAID coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cyborg Barmaid novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Rusty Washer, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and there's nothing more Cyborg Barmaid than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyborg Barmaid's national animal is the Clockwork Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Mechanical Divinity.

Cyborg Barmaid is ranked 144,523^rd in the world and 18^th in BARMAIDS ltd for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,040.42 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.