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Most Nations: 753rd Most Devout: 932nd Most Patriotic: 1,080th+14
Healthiest Citizens: 1,524th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,528th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,561st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,693rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,899th Most Developed: 1,918th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,384th Most Accessible: 2,505th Best Weather: 2,563rd Most Efficient Economies: 2,874th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,908th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,944th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,957th Most Armed: 3,303rd
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The home of the Barkeepers Association of Registered Multiversal Alcoholic and Intoxicant Drink Servers (B.A.R.M.A.I.D.S) ltd.

Establish an Embassy and order drinks from one of our BARMAIDS and they can deliver to your table (your home RMB)



🍻 Embassy Requests are Always Welcome! 🥂

The Jukebox is Broken So Please Sing at the Top of Your Lungs Until Further Notice! 🎤



Founded: 7/3/2024, 5:57:29 PM EDT


Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Pecan Sandies, Guinea Kiribati, The Embassy, Mitteleuropa, Chocolate territory, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Lunch Table, Regionless, Queens, Nerdlandia, Bikini Islands, Arconian Empire, Alcohol, The Conservative Democracies, The Ninth Army, and 11 others.The Embassy 3, The new region, Hurricane 12, The Embassy 1, Gospels, Bus Stop, The Bakery Across the Street, True Duck people, The Treasure Hunters, Antisipation Refounded, and The Mausoleum.

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BARMAIDS ltd contains 29 nations, the 753rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Poor Incomes in BARMAIDS ltd

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

As a region, BARMAIDS ltd is ranked 4,683rd in the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Picture of Seductive Grace of Succubus BarmaidPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Temptation’s Tipples: Drinks to Enchant Your Senses!”
2.The Knife-eared Farseer of Elven BarmaidPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Crafted brews of ageless time and ancient secrets”
3.The Feathered Menace of Harpy BarmaidDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Perch, Pour, and Party: Harpy Style!”
4.The Rattling Flight of Fancy of Aeronaut BarmaidDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Drinks so light they taste of the clouds and sky”
5.The Charging at Red Flags of Minotaur BarmaidCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Complex drinks, a labyrinth of flavors”
6.The Pint-sized Cutpurse of Goblin BarmaidAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Potions of gleeful mischief with a dash of trickery”
7.The Fast and the Fuzzy of Werewolf BarmaidPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Every moonlit drought reveals the wild spirits within”
8.The Rock and Roll and Stone of Dwarven BarmaidFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Flavors as deep and rich as veins of mithril”
9.The Impeccable Implication of Impish BarmaidIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“A charming concoction, devilishly delicious”
10.The Dark Forest Terror of Wendigo BarmaidMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“Drinks as cold as the heart of the wilderness”
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BARMAIDS ltd Regional Message Board

Kraken Barmaid wrote:Hello fellow deep sea creature, can I get you a drink?

[His shining yellow headlamp eyes landed on the kraken.]
[Nothing for now.]
[He pulled himself out of the water, his webbed feet slapping wetly on the smooth floor.]
[Author’s Note: This creature is a Malamander, and this Nation is based off of the book series by Thomas Taylor. It’s… not as well-known as other book series, but the first book is named after the titular beast, Malamander. I think you can find it on Scribd.]

A crowned corvid of an undistinguishable species flies into the bar, and lands on a seat.
“Salutations,” he caws. “Our embassy has been established, so I flew round to take a look.”

Hello my friends!

Australian rePublic wrote:Hello my friends!

Hello!

What can I et you to drink?

*washes everything down with a power washer*

Hello fellow humans!
-PAPYRUS NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH- - * HELLO FELLOW MONSTERS AND HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE FRIEND WITH ALL OF YOU! NYEH HEH HEH! WAIT, IM IN DELTARUNE? WAIT NOOOOO - *fades to dust*

Gimmington wrote:Hello fellow humans!
-PAPYRUS NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH- - * HELLO FELLOW MONSTERS AND HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL BE FRIEND WITH ALL OF YOU! NYEH HEH HEH! WAIT, IM IN DELTARUNE? WAIT NOOOOO - *fades to dust*

Velcome to ze lair of the barmaids. Can I get you something to drink? A Bloody Mary perhaps?

Vampire Barmaid wrote:Velcome to ze lair of the barmaids. Can I get you something to drink? A Bloody Mary perhaps?

nah bro im good
got any... gatorade???
if not, just a non-alcoholic margarita please

Gimmington wrote:nah bro im good
got any... gatorade???
if not, just a non-alcoholic margarita please

*Delivers a gatorade and a non-alcoholic margarita*

Vampire Barmaid wrote:*Delivers a gatorade and a non-alcoholic margarita*

thanks, dude
appreciate it
* drinks drinks *
ahhh, that hits the spot
check, please?

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