The Holy Empire of Cyklosuk is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Steve with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 2.857 billion Cyklosukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Město ruličkářů. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cyklosukian economy, worth 311 trillion Edáčs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,100 Edáčs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, billions of Edáčs are being blown on orbital weapons development, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyklosuk's national animal is the Steve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cyklosuk is ranked 152,196^th in the world and 18^th in Ridgefield for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 458.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.