The Lost Nation of Luna Dam is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Timber II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, aversion to nipples, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.465 billion Lunards are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temperance. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Luna Damian economy, worth 996 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,531 Moolas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Timber II to meetings with foreign heads of state, the new one Moola coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luna Dam's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Augustin botism.

Luna Dam is ranked 43,601^st in the world and 23^rd in Ridgefield for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.