The Benevolent Dictatorship of Danilama is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Pizza with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.686 billion Danilamen are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danilamygrad. The average income tax rate is 86.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Danilaman economy, worth 562 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,460 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danilama's national animal is the animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Danilama is ranked 9,081^st in the world and 3^rd in Kerbals of the North for Most Developed, scoring 91.33 on the Human Development Index.