The Kingdom of Danjou is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudolf I with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.669 billion Danjouvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Danjou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Danjouvian economy, worth 834 trillion livres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,812 livres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 547,067 per year while the poor average 45,271, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, crime has increased substantially since the police concentrated all their efforts on arresting the rich for loitering in their own homes, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, and museum employees look down on short people. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Danjou's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Danjou is ranked 17,602^nd in the world and 1,025^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,623.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.