The United Land of Dellcom is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Al Bundy with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.393 billion Dellcomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanarkand. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dellcomian economy, worth 976 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 78,760 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dellcom's national animal is the Dellcomian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleeper Cell.

Dellcom is ranked 33,900^th in the world and 1,634^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 70,357.54 Standard Monetary Units.