
| Population | 6.545 billion |
| Capital | Repolita |
| Leader | Unitable |
| Faith | Tinism |
| Currency | demenouse |
| Animal | I forgor |
The The Altoic dependency of Demeneconlos is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Unitable with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.545 billion Demeneconlosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Repolita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Demeneconlosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,479 trillion demenouses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 226,068 demenouses, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the single-issue Chocolates for Convicts Party recently won several council seats. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Demeneconlos's national animal is the I forgor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tinism.
Demeneconlos is ranked 4,312th in the world and 1st in ALTO for Fattest Citizens, with 29.05 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, the single-issue Chocolates for Convicts Party recently won several council seats.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, gambling is outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, raccoons are plump and satiated.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, the blues go away when it's white out.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, three extra hay bales are rolled into Demeneconlos's gold vaults every year.
- : Following new legislation in
Demeneconlos, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.











































