The Nathionic Reality Fortress of DERFlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nathio Odoing with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.106 billion LunoHumans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derfopollis. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The all-consuming DERFlandian economy, worth 88.1 trillion Ɐ̊s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 79,657 Ɐ̊s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Nathio Odoing is a silly poophead, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and DERFlandian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Nathio Odoing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DERFlandia's national animal is the Derfbond and its national religion is Christianity.

DERFlandia is ranked 256,100^th in the world and 1,510^th in the Outback for Fattest Citizens, with 7.19 Obesity Rate.