The People's Republic of Dilwyn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Lucy Alman with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.672 billion Dilwynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylemin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dilwynian economy, worth a remarkable 3,212 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 300,987 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dilwyn's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dilwyn is ranked 329,562^nd in the world and 211^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.